Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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