You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
This house was built for laser tag.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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