Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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