I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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