We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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