I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Randomize
