Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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