sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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