My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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