This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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