The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He felt like a one man threesome
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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