...so i touched it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
porn star boner night. come get it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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