He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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