i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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