WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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