Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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