did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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