I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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