I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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