hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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