She is in my trunk
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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