we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
