didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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