Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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