So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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