even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Randomize
