You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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