No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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