i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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