all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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