I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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