How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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