I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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