The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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