My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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