What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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