my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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