Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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