We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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