ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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