How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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