your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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