It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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