i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
