It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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