Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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