Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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