Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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