I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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