Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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