The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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