you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Someone came in the potted fern
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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