They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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